{"product_id":"germ-snob","title":"Germ SNOB","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eTHE ATTITUDE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eLet’s be entirely real for a second. Shaking hands is a gamble. Pushing open public doors is an extreme sport. And don't even get us started on the door handle of a public restroom. The world out there is sticky, unregulated, and frankly, unwashed.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eIf you find yourself in the tragic position of having to touch the public, please do not use that sticky, jelly-based drugstore sanitizer that smells like pure rubbing alcohol and regret. You are far better than that.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eGERM SNOB.\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate pocket defense system designed explicitly for people who look at crowded rooms and think, \u003cem class=\"zhvwWe\"\u003e\"ewww, people.\"\u003c\/em\u003e It isn't just a sanitizer; it’s an aesthetic.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eTHE SENSATION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eThe Scent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean, elevated, and crisp. It leaves a premium aroma trail that subtly tells everyone around you that your standards are higher than theirs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight, non-sticky, and rapid-drying. No slimy residue, just pure hydration.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eTHE SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause we prioritize flawless execution over lazy manufacturing:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.67 FL OZ | 20 ML (Engineered to slip flat into a pocket or an expensive trench coat).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eFormulation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Infused with hydrating aloe and soothing ingredients so it kills germs without stripping your skin dry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-performance pocket atomizer that dispenses an ultra-fine, even mist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eCruelty-Free:\u003c\/strong\u003e We protect your hands and the animals. We leave the toxic behavior entirely to your ex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"SCENT SNOB. HOUSE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44875795136563,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/7979\/7555\/files\/image_780fbf4_40876660-c0f2-4975-82fe-b51b2d24bb62.jpg?v=1789574161","url":"https:\/\/scentsnobhouse.com\/products\/germ-snob","provider":"SCENT SNOB. HOUSE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}